Funny It Is
Man is the creation of God,,
Machine is the creation of man,
Man can be the master of machine,
Funny it is he becomes its slave!
Man commands machine obeys,
Machine demands man obeys,
Man perceives machine performs,
Funny it is he rarely transforms!
Man has his stress and strains,
Machine has its stress and strain,
Animal has its stress and strain,
Funny it is man [...]
Funny Moments
There have been the good,
As well as the bad,
Try to forget all the sad,
As there were also the funny,
Those moments that hurt your tummy.
They override the rest,
For me they were always the best.
Loved all the laughter,
Even if it arose from a disaster.
Remember the rice?
And all those mice?
How about that time in Jacksons?
All these moments were [...]
The Innocent Children
Tiny Smiles,
Light up the Room,
By the children.
You can hear their laughter,
Down the hall,
The funny part is,
Their laughing at nothing at all.
How is it that somewhere,
Between the ages of twelve
and fourteen,
You lose that sweet
laughter,
And you become serious,
You no longer find simple things funny,
You watch your weight,
And care only about money,
For a new pair of expensive jeans,
Or [...]
Funny Bunny
There once was a bunny,
Who was really funny.
That ate some carrots,
With some cool ferrets.
Then there was a bologna,
Who was inside Rodney.
Being digested horribly,
Then he saw the bunny.
Bunny ate Rodney,
This made him funny.
As he ate the honey,
Covered in bologna.
This poem was written/submitted by Drew TaylorScott.
1-2-3
One is a funny number,
Like one slap, one punch, one step,
One hundred, one needs, one wants.
2 is better,2-late,2-good,2-bad,2-funny,
2-near,2-far,2-o’clock, 2-need.
3 is a crowd,3-kings,3-crows,
thats all “4″ now.
This poem was written/submitted by David Darbyshire.
Love Is A Funny Thing
For two lovebirds, I met a Stratford on Avon,
With the first initials D & T,
They know who they are.
Love is a funny thing,
one minute you are up,
then the next you are down.
Then your head is spinning around,
your seeing stars,
dancing on the moon.
Love is a funny thing,
and that is for sure.
This poem was written/submitted by David [...]
Life’s Dream
It’s funny how we always seem,
To be so happy in a dream.
Yet when it’s time for us to wake,
We think our dreams a big mistake.
It’s funny how in proper life,
We seem so bent on war and strife.
If only we would try to live,
To be forgiving and to give.
Then to us our life would seem,
To be [...]
Funny..
Funny..
When you care,
When you love,
When you cannot feel hatred,
The world around you still does.
This poem was written/submitted by Raphael De La Ghetto.
Its Funny..
Its Funny.
When I’m happy I have a bad day.
Its Funny,
That when I wish it was hot it snowed.
Its Funny,
That when the world is finally at peace War begins.
Its Funny,
When I fancy Chicken my mum cooks pork.
Its Funny,
When I get a new phone It breaks.
Its Funny,
When I tell my friend a secret and politely ask her [...]