Funny It Is
Man is the creation of God,,
Machine is the creation of man,
Man can be the master of machine,
Funny it is he becomes its slave!
Man commands machine obeys,
Machine demands man obeys,
Man perceives machine performs,
Funny it is he rarely transforms!
Man has his stress and strains,
Machine has its stress and strain,
Animal has its stress and strain,
Funny it is man [...]
Funny Moments
There have been the good,
As well as the bad,
Try to forget all the sad,
As there were also the funny,
Those moments that hurt your tummy.
They override the rest,
For me they were always the best.
Loved all the laughter,
Even if it arose from a disaster.
Remember the rice?
And all those mice?
How about that time in Jacksons?
All these moments were [...]
The Innocent Children
Tiny Smiles,
Light up the Room,
By the children.
You can hear their laughter,
Down the hall,
The funny part is,
Their laughing at nothing at all.
How is it that somewhere,
Between the ages of twelve
and fourteen,
You lose that sweet
laughter,
And you become serious,
You no longer find simple things funny,
You watch your weight,
And care only about money,
For a new pair of expensive jeans,
Or [...]
Funny Bunny
There once was a bunny,
Who was really funny.
That ate some carrots,
With some cool ferrets.
Then there was a bologna,
Who was inside Rodney.
Being digested horribly,
Then he saw the bunny.
Bunny ate Rodney,
This made him funny.
As he ate the honey,
Covered in bologna.
This poem was written/submitted by Drew TaylorScott.
1-2-3
One is a funny number,
Like one slap, one punch, one step,
One hundred, one needs, one wants.
2 is better,2-late,2-good,2-bad,2-funny,
2-near,2-far,2-o’clock, 2-need.
3 is a crowd,3-kings,3-crows,
thats all “4″ now.
This poem was written/submitted by David Darbyshire.
Love Is A Funny Thing
For two lovebirds, I met a Stratford on Avon,
With the first initials D & T,
They know who they are.
Love is a funny thing,
one minute you are up,
then the next you are down.
Then your head is spinning around,
your seeing stars,
dancing on the moon.
Love is a funny thing,
and that is for sure.
This poem was written/submitted by David [...]